I don’t know about you but I find it highly irritating when I go to the grocery store and come out to find some local business has jammed a flyer under my windsheild wiper. I don’t need your coupons, I don’t need to know what your latest sale is and I don’t need a grand opening fyi. I don’t like the idea of someone touching my car either. So out of that a simple solution was made. I’ve been sliding this little darling on my dashboard when I go inside and I’ve been immune to the flyer issue while others have them on their cars.
I don’t know if they figure someone who would put that in plain sight would probably come visit them in a rather unpleasant way if they ignored it but it does keep them away. If you’re sick of your car being yet another way for people to spam you, click here to get yours.
May 23rd, 2008 at 10:32 am
One thing on my list of things to do when I finally retire and become bored and face the decision to relegate myself to worthlessness or maybe make a difference is a little plan I have against these “flyer people”. I’m going to hide out in the mall parking lot until they arrive to spam everyone’s cars with papers. Once they have finished, I will follow their car back to their home and make note of the address. Days later they will awake and head outside to grab the mail. They will look through their bills and read a post card from their one and only friend/flyer spam partner. Eventually they’ll about-face to head back inside and come face to face with the retribution we all so justly deserve…the entire front facing of their house wallpapered with hardcore animal/people porno that I have printed off the internet. A few days well spent.