We recently had an incredibly long travel day with United Airlines. Well it would’ve been a long travel day with any airline but I’m calling out United due to a bitch you’ll encounter when we’re on the San Francisco part of the story. I should’ve known it was going to be a particularly stellar day when while on the flight from Hawaii to San Francisco we were seated behind a grotesque couple in their late 50’s who insisted on french kissing the first 20 minutes of the flight. Yeah, picture that for a second. Your mom or grandparents depending on your age going at it like a pubescent horndog and hair chewing child bride. It was as horrific as it sounds. As if that wasn’t bad enough…
Sep 22



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