You might be a redneck if this is on your Christmas list.
We’re halfway through painting our great room. The man keeps asking if I’m sure we don’t want to hire someone to finish the rest. No dear, I’m not paying someone $300 to do what we can do for free. But I am going to take a free pass to not be responsible for my actions due to inhalation of paint fumes.
Some douchewad went behind his wife’s back after she popped a human out of her body and changed the baby’s name from Ava Grace to…Sarah McCain Palin. Yeah. I’m sure after he has the surgery to have his nuts sewn back on, he’ll be heading straight to whatever office he needs to go to in order to change the name back to something non-idiotic. This is why men, who did nothing more to contribute to the process of baby being created than have an orgasm and a lucky swimmer, should never be allowed to name them.
21 days until this damn election is over. I will not miss you commercials. I will not miss you mud slingers. I will not miss you lawn signs. I will not miss you old man running with the beauty pagaent queen in a desperate attempt to win over Hillary voters. I just want to return to a time when I was able to turn on my TV and not be assaulted by political rhetoric every 45 seconds from commercials and the news. This election feels like it’s been going on for 3 years and if I were able to entertain myself for the duration, I would go in a bomb shelter and only pop out when it was safe from local and presidential election ads.
That floatation device from Rock of Love, Daisy De La Hoya is getting her own show on VH1. Who would watch this? Are there actually fans of this woman out there?? (Don’t answer that) If there was a nuclear bomb in LA, the only things that would be found in tact in the rubble would be her boobs and lips. I would like to make the same plea to VH1 to analyze the name of their channel. Video Hits 1. I’m failing to see video hits except for in the wee hours of the morning when most people are sleeping. Maybe consider changing your name to RC1 to reflect your actual programming…Reality Crap 1. Have artists stopped making videos for you to broadcast? This is why VH1 Classic is worth the money to see actual videos from the days they showed them. There is nothing better than 80’s cliche videos when the genre was new and they were experimenting and put effort into it, regardless of how cheesy it may look now. Sigh…the good old days.
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