I call this story The Tale of the Procrastinating Wench. Yes, I got sucked into the Halloween marathon of Are You Afraid of the Dark? until 3am. I loved that show when it was on. Just creepy enough to be interesting but just lame enough to make fun of. Recognized a young Ryan Gosling in his first acting job. I was surprised how many of them I remembered and that I didn’t remember how bad the acting was on most of them. Wow.
I got most of my Christmas wrapping done last night. YES! I only have one friend to shop for and I predict it will be the same standard answer of “oh I don’t need anything.” Christmas isn’t about needing anything, it’s about asking others to get you the frivolous things you’re too cheap to get yourself. You know, like a kitchen gadget, a video game, a DVD of your favorite band in concert, Mighty Putty or a gram of coke. Okay, I draw the line at getting someone else’s coke but you get my drift.
I was watching Duran Duran in concert the other day on VH1 Classic and noted something disturbing which tells you how long its been since I’ve been to a concert. People opening their cell phones as the “lighter” during slow songs. This is not only unacceptable but for some odd reason completely infuriating. Ignorant moves like that are why I resist technology. Why my little pissant Nokia phone which is never charged will probably look like a 1980’s brick in a few years. Get off your lazy asses and BRING A LIGHTER TO A CONCERT because opening your cell is lazy and annoying. Concerts are about being around drunks, the faint swirl of pot in the air, spending $100 in the cheap seats to see your idols look the size of dung beetles so you have to watch them on the screen which you then realize you could’ve bought the DVD of them and had a better seat for $20 and it’s about trying not to burn the tips of your fingers on a lighter during the slow songs!! That’s law. And if it’s not your concert law because you don’t know what it was like to stack nickels on the needle of your record player, own at least one 8 track in your life, warp a cassette tape from rewinding it so much or have to record your songs off of the radio then you don’t know what it’s like to have to WORK for your music and should therefore be banned. They should check every concert goer and if there’s no lighter, no admission. Go download a clue on your iPhone3G, you wankers.
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