I’m not a Britney fan and I do little more than shake my head at her most times and move on with my life as some new story pops up. I got reeled in by my morbid curiosity to watch her special Britney: For the Record which was pretty much uninterrupted except by her own fragrance commercials. I was hoping to come away with some understanding of why she’s made the choices she made over the past few years but that wasn’t really the case. She didn’t say more than she was going through hard times or how her marriage ending was hard on her. Well, okay…most of us surmised that on our own. The whole head shaving thing? “People shave their heads all the time.” Um actually no they don’t Brit and especially not one of the most searched people on the internet so you can’t see why this would be news? I mean I don’t particularly care but apparently lots of people do or else people wouldn’t bother to tune in to your latest train wreck. I don’t know how she lives with the whole paparazzi thing but I still felt like a lot of the things she was saying were off of a script her Dad probably gave her to make her appear sane to the courts. Of course, that dude isn’t the most stable either. When you dress up in a killer, evil clown that would induce a heart attack to a 30 year old, why the hell would you dress up in it and terrorize your grandchildren with it?? This will surely be a topic in their therapy as they recall one of their first memories. I weep for those children.
The most shocking thing in this special actually had nothing to do with Britney but Madonna. What the HELL happened to her face??? I mean I remember seeing that one really hideous pic of her without makeup coming out of the Kaballah place and her face looked all plastic surgery mangled. I just figured it was a weird angle or something. Well that special showed that that pic was no weird angle. You know that “Cat Lady” they’ll occasionally show who looks like a lion from so much plastic surgery? Well let’s just say the man and I saw the definite beginnings of that look. She looks like she might’ve had cheek implants and maybe collagen in the lips and her forehead definitely doesn’t move. I shudder to think what she’s going to look like in 10 years when she hits 60 and has that tell tale old woman neck and gnarled hands but this smooth, injected face. People, learn to grow old gracefully. Seriously, you look idiotic.
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