Wicked Attitude

I swear, people are unbelievable.  Got ready to pay our credit card and before I do that I always check over our statement online.  I saw a charge I didn’t recognize as KHBILL.COM so I called the hubbs and asked if he charged anything I didn’t know about.  He said no.  So I went to the website and the following came up:

Why was I billed?

You purchased a product, membership or subscription from a website that uses Jettis International’s services. You should have received an email receipt at time of purchase. If you do not have your receipt, use the Account Information Retrieval Form to view purchase details.

Why do I have multiple charges?

For your convenience, many subscription-based websites renew your membership until you cancel. For more information, visit the website to which you subscribed. If you’ve subscribed to multiple websites, the charges will be listed separately.

How can I stop the billing?

Fill out the Account Cancellation Form. Once you’ve cancelled, you will not be billed again after the date of your cancellation. To maximize the value of your membership, your access will remain active until the end of the current billing cycle.   Customer Service support is powered by Jettis International, a division of Jettis, Inc. Click here for Customer Support.

Guess what you need in order to verify your supposed subscription?  That’s right, your credit card number!  (That should be the first tip off!)  Oh they tell you you can provide your subscription number (which there is none because you didn’t subscribe to anything), your credit card number and email address and conveniently you only need to provide 2 of the 3 items listed in order to get any info!  How nice of them!  So you mean I can provide you with my email address AND my credit card number so you can charge to your hearts content and spam my email too!?  Lucky me! 

Unfortunately there are plenty of people out there that would give up this information to get the $39.95 or whatever amount they charged to get it removed.  Guess what?  They’ll also charge you repeatedly!  We haven’t gotten to that point but after some online research, many have.  I called the number for giggles and guess what they ask for in order to verify your account?  Credit card number AND expiration date!  Are there really people out there stupid enough to hand that info over to complete strangers in this day and age??  Oh and don’t forget if “you” paid by check there’s a little logo for that too!  I’m sure it asks for your checking account number and routing number but I wasn’t going to click it to find out.

I am blogging about this so that others who may get an email from the many company fronts this place uses can rest assured that this IS a scam, you MUST cancel your credit card and dispute the charges and under no circumstances do you email them!  I would also delete the cookies in your documents and settings folder and restart just to be safe.

Some of the names associated with this scam are : KHBILL.COM,  Jettis International,  Jettis Inc and Kelker Holdings, Ltd. and Nicosia Cyprus were listed at the bottom of the page.  Based on some research apparently EELimit.com is also associated and other various porn sites.

You know my husband worked at a place who had a dirty reputation before he started.  There was no insider trading or drugs being sold out of the back rooms (that we know of) but the reputation came straight from the bowels of the operation…the bathrooms.  The people perpetuating the reputation?  The cleaning people who had to clean them, who incidentally cleaned our building.  They would always say how they loved cleaning our bathrooms over the building behind us so we asked why.  With a shiver, one of the cleaning people revealed tales of nose goblins (aka- boogers) and feces (for those not down with the techical term…poop) on the walls, floor and even the ceiling once.  How does one even accomplish this?  Never mind, I don’t want to know.  We would all wretch at the mere mention of this and blamed it on the low class bill collectors that occupied that floor.  (I’m not knocking bill collectors as a whole because unfortunately I used to be one at a law firm but these people were truly like they were in some kind of release program.) 

Hubby has moved on and thought his booger and shit days were behind him.  Well apparently some dregs have gotten into his workplace because he commented yesterday there was a nugget of crap on the floor and he refused to use the bathroom on that floor.  He said how stepping in dog crap is one thing but stepping in human crap is just so unacceptable.  I told him it was because humans have a choice!

So to the mannerless douchebags of the world who get some kind of sick thrill by wiping their nasal and anal excrement on walls of bathrooms, KNOCK IT OFF!!!  Do you do that at your own house??  Not likely or your woman would divorce you!  Given how many germs are already floating in the bathroom anyway, I pray with everything in me that when you wipe your boogers on a wall that there is some horrific bacteria on the wall that you then insert back into your nose when mine for goodies again and you come down with flesh eating bacteria.  That would serve you right, to have your nose begin to erode and have to have it amputating.  The bacteria should go to people who actually deserve it, not the innocent people who typically get it.  Oh and learn to aim on a toilet.  I think that people who crap on the floor or on the toilets instead of in them should have DNA tests run on the turd to identify the person responsible and then they are made to clean the bathrooms for a month top to bottom after someone else has been named the designated crapper so they can see what its like to clean up someone else’s crap!!!  I cannot believe in this day and age we have full grown adults walking around with this problem!!!!  Grow up you disgusting pigs!

Or at least fire all of their writers.  I’m watching the Seth Rogen episode and his talent is being completely wasted as are most hosts these days.  I grew up on SNL and always looked forward to it.  I’ve held on through the rough times and the bad casts but this is just ridiculous.  The skits are always too long and basically they don’t know when to stop. 

I mean what ass wrote the skit where Rogen accidentally puts “You’re the One That I Want” on a CD that goes out to 50,000 clients and most of the skit consists of his “co-workers” who worked hard on the program that was supposed to be on the CD glaring at him while the song plays?  Then the big boss walks in and asks how he knew that was his favorite song and it ends.  WTF???  How is that remotely funny?  These writers have really sucked the past few years and at this point I would rather see it cancel than continue to be a continuous poop skid in the toilet it’s being flushed down.