An American Werewolf In London
The Blob
The Birds
Buffy The Vampire Slayer
Child’s Play
Clash Of The Titans
The Crazies
Das Experiment
Death Note
Drop Dead Fred
Excalibur
Fantastic 4 (Reboot)
Frankenstein (2011)
Ghost In The Shell
Harvey
Karate Kid
Let The Right One In
The Lone Ranger (2010)
A Nightmare On Elm Street (2010)
Night Of The Living Dead
Oldboy
Piranha 3-D (2010)
The Stepfather (2009)
Robocop
Tomb Raider
The Thing
The Three Musketeers
The Warriors
The Wolfman

If you’d like to keep up with what movie from your childhood they’re going to crap all over next, you can go to Movie-Moron.com

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Guess what you need in order to verify your supposed subscription?  That’s right, your credit card number!  (That should be the first tip off!)  Oh they tell you you can provide your subscription number (which there is none because you didn’t subscribe to anything), your credit card number and email address and conveniently you only need to provide 2 of the 3 items listed in order to get any info!  How nice of them!  So you mean I can provide you with my email address AND my credit card number so you can charge to your hearts content and spam my email too!?  Lucky me! 

Unfortunately there are plenty of people out there that would give up this information to get the $39.95 or whatever amount they charged to get it removed.  Guess what?  They’ll also charge you repeatedly!  We haven’t gotten to that point but after some online research, many have.  I called the number for giggles and guess what they ask for in order to verify your account?  Credit card number AND expiration date!  Are there really people out there stupid enough to hand that info over to complete strangers in this day and age??  Oh and don’t forget if “you” paid by check there’s a little logo for that too!  I’m sure it asks for your checking account number and routing number but I wasn’t going to click it to find out.

I am blogging about this so that others who may get an email from the many company fronts this place uses can rest assured that this IS a scam, you MUST cancel your credit card and dispute the charges and under no circumstances do you email them!  I would also delete the cookies in your documents and settings folder and restart just to be safe.

Some of the names associated with this scam are : KHBILL.COM,  Jettis International,  Jettis Inc and Kelker Holdings, Ltd. and Nicosia Cyprus were listed at the bottom of the page.  Based on some research apparently EELimit.com is also associated and other various porn sites.

Hubby has moved on and thought his booger and shit days were behind him.  Well apparently some dregs have gotten into his workplace because he commented yesterday there was a nugget of crap on the floor and he refused to use the bathroom on that floor.  He said how stepping in dog crap is one thing but stepping in human crap is just so unacceptable.  I told him it was because humans have a choice!

So to the mannerless douchebags of the world who get some kind of sick thrill by wiping their nasal and anal excrement on walls of bathrooms, KNOCK IT OFF!!!  Do you do that at your own house??  Not likely or your woman would divorce you!  Given how many germs are already floating in the bathroom anyway, I pray with everything in me that when you wipe your boogers on a wall that there is some horrific bacteria on the wall that you then insert back into your nose when mine for goodies again and you come down with flesh eating bacteria.  That would serve you right, to have your nose begin to erode and have to have it amputating.  The bacteria should go to people who actually deserve it, not the innocent people who typically get it.  Oh and learn to aim on a toilet.  I think that people who crap on the floor or on the toilets instead of in them should have DNA tests run on the turd to identify the person responsible and then they are made to clean the bathrooms for a month top to bottom after someone else has been named the designated crapper so they can see what its like to clean up someone else’s crap!!!  I cannot believe in this day and age we have full grown adults walking around with this problem!!!!  Grow up you disgusting pigs!

I mean what ass wrote the skit where Rogen accidentally puts “You’re the One That I Want” on a CD that goes out to 50,000 clients and most of the skit consists of his “co-workers” who worked hard on the program that was supposed to be on the CD glaring at him while the song plays?  Then the big boss walks in and asks how he knew that was his favorite song and it ends.  WTF???  How is that remotely funny?  These writers have really sucked the past few years and at this point I would rather see it cancel than continue to be a continuous poop skid in the toilet it’s being flushed down.

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In this crappy economy, we’ve heard alot about “predatory lenders” which is essentially when banks give people who can’t afford a mortgage these crazy terms like balloon mortgages or reverse interest mortgages or paying one mortgage at one percentage rate while paying a 2nd mortgage at another interest rate and these people, being desperate, fall for it.  Then they wonder why they’re being foreclosed on??  I’m sorry but I don’t really feel sorry for these people.  Are the lenders fully responsible for this foreclosure crisis?  No, because it’s the person who wants the home so desperately that has the final say.  These people should be going over their monthly finances and have some elbow room to save for emergencies, vacations or whatever and not be married to the house with no way to have a life outside of it.  (Unless they pay with plastic and pretend they aren’t going to have a crapload of debt until the bill collectors start calling.) 

I just watched “My First Home” where this couple had looked at a house after like 40 homes and they had an inspection and there was a laundry list of things wrong with it including the outside wall was going to collapse at some point and would cost $30-40K to repair.  They walked away from it and I thought “finally, people with some sense!”  Well the seller comes back a few weeks later and lowers the payment by $15K by repairing some of the minor things and they’re like “okay, problem solved!”  Not only that, they got one of those 80/20 loans, were $130/mo over their max and now the lady has to get a 2nd job to afford the mortgage.  REALLY??  I do not feel sorry for these people who are so blinded by a pretty house (to them, this place was a purple nightmare) that all common sense walks out the window.  I say we call it as we see it and admit that 80% of the housing market collapse can be blamed on people like this with unrealistic expectations and are desperate to accept any terms the lender gives rather than buckle down and save up for when they can truly afford it.

Maybe the man and I take the whole thing too seriously but we add people that we actually consider friends…gasp!  The concept!?  I may sound like some uber dweeb that was rejected by all of the social groups and is bitter or something but I’m not.  I was a “neutral.”  I knew people in every social clique- cheerleaders, jocks, nerds, hoods, drama, goth and of course the neutrals I hung out with.  But honestly, I could count on one hand how many people I actually would care to know anything about from high school to catch up with in an email but add them as a friend, no thanks.  I just don’t see the point in reconnecting with people who never sought me out up to that point so that they can add to their friend count.  So my friend count will remain just under 30 and I’m fine with that.  I don’t need to add the cashier from the grocery store, a dude I met at a party, a friend of a friend of a guy I had a crush on in 5th grade or the security guard at the front gate to make myself feel more important.  My circle of true friends has always been intimate and my friend count will reflect that on my social networking pages.  If that makes me unpopular, so be it but I’d rather be real than trying to fool myself into thinking all 1000 people on my page actually gave a squirt of wee about me.  Think about it and if need be, weed your social networking garden.

Maybe you’ll have better luck than we did but we just did not see any kind of noticeable difference and especially not one that made it worth the almost $30 we paid by the time they screwed us on shipping too.  (Because remember when you order direct you get their crappy over the door hooks to hang something on until the spot welds give out.) 

So if you’re going to buy the Twin Draft Guards, go to Bed, Bath and Beyond and get it for $9.99 and no shipping costs!